It Ain’t Easy ✯ Being Gangster

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and the top sober city in the USA is...boston???

"Drunkest" cities:

Fresno, Calif.
Reno, Nev.
Billings, Mont.
Riverside, Calif.
Austin
St. Louis
San Antonio
Lubbock, Texas
Tucson
Bakersfield, Calif.

"Least drunk" cities:

Boston
Yonkers, N.Y.
Rochester, N.Y.
Salt Lake City
Miami
Newark
Durham, N.C.
New York City
Fort Wayne, Ind.
Manchester, N.H.

via content.usatoday.com

yeah, right....

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funniest axe commercial ever!

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Canadian Restaurant Encourages Customers To Have Sex In Its Bathrooms

Visitors to Mildred's Temple Kitchen, a restaurant in Toronto, Canada, are invited to spice up their love life this Valentine's Day with a trip to the bathroom.

"Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?" patrons were asked in a not-too-subtle promotional e-mail.

The individual bathrooms will be open for sexual escapades from the 12-15th February. According to the manager, Rory Gallagher, a french maid will be working the toilets, making sure everything is "going smoothly and kept clean."

"We've always had little trysts in our bathrooms," co-owner Donna Dooher told The Toronto Star. "We're taking it to the next level on Valentine's weekend." She added that customers are expected to bring their own condoms.

Perhaps surprisingly, Toronto's Public Health food safety program manager said the restaurant wasn't breaking any laws as long as there's no intercourse in the kitchen and the bathrooms are kept clean.

"As far as bodily fluids, it's pretty much similar to the other human functions going on in there," said Chan, slightly undercutting the erotic value of the venture.

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those dirty canadians!

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top 15 andy lau songs of the decade

       
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a decade has passed us by and now i must slowly give out the "best of the decade" lists. first up, andy lau, the best singer in the world. i will give my thoughts on his best 15 songs of decade (i'd do 10 but he just had too many hits, 10 won't do him justice). here's the list

15. 當我遇上你
"When I Met You" from the album "Blue Heart" and the theme song for one of Andy's best movies "A Fighter's Blue". 2000. It's an epic slow rock song. Perfect for the movie. Andy's performance was great in both the song and the movie. Very expressive. Brings out the sorrow of the story.

14. 我不夠愛你
"I Don't Love You Enough" from the album "A Man's Love". 2000. A typical Andy Lau love song, also a duet with Kelly Chen. This song has reached legendary status. A must for any karaoke occasions, no matter if you are an Andy fan or not.

13. 無間道
"Infernal Affairs" from the second best movie of the decade...you guessed it, "Infernal Affairs". 2002. A duet with Tony Leung, Andy's co-star in the movie. A great song fits a great movie with great actors.

12. 練習
"Getting Used to It" from the album "Beautiful Day". 2002. Another Andy Lau love song. Touching lyrics and great melody. "Getting used to a world without you, slowly" is probably the best line in the lyrics.

11. 只想抱抱
"Wanna Hug" from the album "Wonderful World". 2007. Also the theme song for Daodi Green Tea's commercials. Light and easy to the ears. Very soothing melody.

DUN DUN DUN...drum rolls..."Here come top 10!"

10. 未到傷心處
"Not Yet Heartbroken" from the album "Love, Hope". 2009. After a couple Cantonese albums without much love songs, Andy returns to his old formula for success, but without the cheese. This song is very well written lyrics-wise and melody-wise. Andy's aged voice also adds to it, giving the song more feelings.

9. 牧笛
"Shepherd's Flute" from the album "Wonderful World". 2007. It talks about the tragic Chinese folklore about a goddess and a shepherd separated by a milky way. A love between a mortal and an immortal. Such a great song. The animation for the music video is very cool, too!

8. 天比高
"Higher than the Sky" from the album "Best of My Love". 2005. No, this is not a love song. It's a high energy rock song that's about living strong. This song opened the 2007 Wonderful World Concert. Andy sang while playing with electric shockwave. It was quite a sight.

7. 將自己給你
"For You" from the album "Just For You". 2000. The first ever theme song for Daodi Green Tea. A simple song with very nice accoustic. I'd drink those green tea too, after hearing this.

6. 月老
"Match Maker" from the album "If There's a Day...". 2003. Another great love song here.

5. 如果我有事
"If Something Happens to Me" from the album "Coffee or Tea" and movie "Yesterday Once More". 2004. This tragic love song fits perfectly with a movie about...well, something tragic. I wouldn't spoil the movie for you. It's pretty good. Go check it out. When the credits rolled and this song played, it brought tears to my eyes.

4. 心照
"Deep in my Heart" from the album "Voice". 2006. A song about friendship. Nicely composed with piano and guitar. Andy's singing was superb for this song.

3. 鴿子情緣
"Love Doves" from the album "Summer Fiesta". 2001. This song was composed with traditional Chinese musical instruments. It's quite a treat to listen to.

2. 按摩女郎
"Massage Girl" from the album "Coffee or Tea". 2004. Ha, this is my favorite song to sing. It's about a guy's affection for a massage girl, hehe. It's not meant to be dirty but I like it for the wrong reason. :P

And now, for the greatest Andy Lau song EVER...this decade. You probably guessed it. YES, it's this one!

1. 繼續談情
"Continue to Love" from the album "Best of My Love". 2005. This is such a beautiful song! And yes, again, this song is about a tragic love story. A Romeo and Juliet kind of story from ancient China. The chorus of the song uses the lines from a famous poem about the legendary tale. So touching, so beautiful. Andy captured it perfectly.

And there you have it. Andy Lau's best 15 of the decade. I'll leave you with the music video for the NO.1 song:

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daily fresh produce featuring emcee hao

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this is some sick info graphic

and i do mean sick.

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a look at my recent book cover designs

     
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Curse of the Full Moon A Werewolf Anthology
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Lock the doors, board the windows, grab your silver bullets — the full moon is rising. Combining human intelligence with animalistic desires, werewolves are the most dangerous (but also the most complex and conflicted) of the monsters that hunt us at night. The wide-ranging stories in Curse of the Full Moon explore all elements of these intriguing creatures, from violent nocturnal transformations to torturous efforts to survive on the fringes of society. Including flesh-tearing assaults, torrid love affairs, and cold-blooded retaliations, these blood-curdling tales present modern interpretations of the age-old battle between humans and monsters. In Curse of the Full Moon, the fur flies like never before as humans and werewolves hunt one another in desolate alleys, darkened bedrooms, and nightmarish backwoods. Along the way, the authors fully reveal these mysterious shape-shifters.


When Werewolves Attack A Guide to Dispatching Ravenous Flesh-Ripping Beasts
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On those full-moon nights when ordinary humans morph into frightening, savage fiends, the threat to humanity from werewolves eclipses that of zombies, ninjas, or even vampires. Walking city streets from restaurant to bar, shopping at 24-hour supermarkets, or commuting home late from the office, unsuspecting humans make perfect prey for these flesh-devouring beasts. Fortunately, When Werewolves Attack offers the vital life-saving information needed to counter the rising tide of werewolf attacks. From highly effective self-defense moves to shrewd techniques for outwitting and killing werewolves, this book can transform anyone into an awesome werewolf hunter. A comprehensive guide to all aspects of werewolf existence, this informative handbook traces the origins of the werewolf "disease" and shows how to spot the telltale signs that indicate who among us will transform hideously come the next full moon. For those who are attracted to these seductively dangerous creatures, this book offers helpful advice on befriending and even sleeping with a werewolf.

Save Your Ass An Illustrated Handbook for Surviving a Natural Disaster, Terrorist Attack, Pandemic or Catastrophic Collapse
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From Hurricane Katrina and terrorist bombings to swine flu’s uncontrolled outbreak and the freezing of financial markets, the false security provided by modern civilization has now been exposed. While there’s no way to predict or avoid these existential threats, this book shows how to be prepared and how to survive them — providing information that could mean the difference between life and death. Packed with expert tips and techniques, Save Your Ass explains the logistical preparation, survival skills, and mental focus needed to navigate any emergency. Breaking down various crisis scenarios, the author guides readers step-by-step through the counter-disaster process: escaping immediate danger, stabilizing the situation, and then securing long-term sustainability. The book lists key pieces of equipment everyone should own at home and provides important sources of information for any survivor, including websites and other resources that could help your preparation. With more than 300 easy-to-follow illustrations and handy pullout lists of key information, Save Your Ass is the definitive crisis survival guide for today’s dangerous world.

 

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mr. apple rips google and adobe

wow, this is what steve jobs had to say about google and adobe:

On Google: We did not enter the search business, Jobs said. They entered the phone business. Make no mistake they want to kill the iPhone. We won’t let them, he says. Someone else asks something on a different topic, but there’s no getting Jobs off this rant. I want to go back to that other question first and say one more thing, he says. This don’t be evil mantra: “It’s bullshit.” Audience roars.

About Adobe: They are lazy, Jobs says. They have all this potential to do interesting things but they just refuse to do it. They don’t do anything with the approaches that Apple is taking, like Carbon. Apple does not support Flash because it is so buggy, he says. Whenever a Mac crashes more often than not it’s because of Flash. No one will be using Flash, he says. The world is moving to HTML5.

i agree with him on adobe but not google. so what if they want to kill the iphone? apple shouldn't have monopoly on smart phone business, the consumer should have a choice.

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the mike mai network updated

           
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finally reworked my own website. same look, different mechanics.

new things in this release

  • more background images
  • toggle background option
  • chinese version available
  • contact form added
  • video showcase added
  • a specific quote for each day added
  • utilized simple php, typekit, and jquery
  • MUCH better coding :)

head on over there and take a look! mikemai.net

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dopest band ever: lazy mutha fuckaz

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