It Ain’t Easy Being Gangster™ ✯ Emcee Hao

December 1st, 10:57am 0 comments

Bro Code: Article #3

If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.

Corollary: Naming a lapdog after a pro wrestler or a character from a Steve McQueen movie does not absolve a Bro from the spirit of this article.

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October 23rd, 7:00pm 0 comments

A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it.

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October 14th, 1:05pm 0 comments

Bros before hoes.

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